Café con posos

I met Ursula around three years ago when I didn't have any friends, which was great timing, because Ursula had hundreds and thousands so I just borrowed some of hers. Being friends with Ursula is like being friends with a Swiss Army knife. She can cook you a meal with her left arm, fix your jeep with her right arm, and open up your bottle of beer in her ass.

I think everybody needs a friend like that in their life.